my mouth tastes like poor choices
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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