i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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