And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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