Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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