I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
MIDGETS
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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