Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
