Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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