Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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