whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
His nipple licking is glorious
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