Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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