White coat. Heels.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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