would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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