I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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