Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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