You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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