oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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