I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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