People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
operation have a gay friend backfired
birth control should be required to get into college
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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