she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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