His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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