And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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