I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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