If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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