she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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