some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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