Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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