so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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