Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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