Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
and she was petting her beer can
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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