whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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