discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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