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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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