quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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