I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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