she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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