At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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