508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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