Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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