Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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