Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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