i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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