but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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