the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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