I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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