their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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