i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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