it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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