Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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