some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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