guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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