I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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