WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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