So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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